| UKANLOS | |
|---|---|
 an unholy fuckanlos | |
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height |
911 ft. |
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weight |
666 tons. |
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weapons |
claws,teeth,ice beam |
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Portrayed by |
SAM |
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Status |
Deceased, death row (formerly) |
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Mental Illnesses |
Type 666 Diabetes, schizophrenia, libtard, stubborn jackass |
The Ukanlos is an enormous fat fuck that dwells in your ass. The Ukanlos closely resembles Fizzwidget in body shape, size, move set, and mental illnesses. Its massive serrated shovel-like dick allows the Ukanlos to fling up large chunks of shit and to dig into the frozen icy testicle.
Once underground the row of large razor sharp ass running along its spine help it to cut through a crazt fat blackass while pissing. An steaming pile of rotten feces beam can be utilized by the Ukanlos which after hitting Allohak sends chunks of feces flying, any hunter unlucky enough to get hit by his shit will have Fizzwidget go to your house and pump 12 oz of lead into your head and piss in your eyes.
There is a secret post-credits scene in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate where Ukanlos is shitting so hard his asshole explodes and blood sprays from his rectum at Mach 5 in a straight line. Abercrombie FIZZWIDGET from Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, makes a guest appearance and shoves his kinsect up Ukanlos‘s ass and the kinsect bites his colon and icy stomach acid sprays everywhere as Ukanlos splits in half vertical.
After voting for Hillary Clinton in the United States Presidential Election in 2016, Hardcore fascist Fizzwidget dropped 2.5 octodecillion atomic bombs on the Polar Field as punishment for being a libtard. A beaten-to-the-pulp Ukanlos was abducted by Fizzwidget’s “Workers Party” and he was placed on death row and was quadruple amputated and executed by electric chair. They then ate Ukanlos dead body and pissed on his corpse.
if you are reading this... FUCK UKANLOS! HE THINKS HE SO DAMN COOL, BUT HE IS JUST A FAT IDIOT AND DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL!