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ukanlos
Ukanlos
an ukanlos

height

911 ft.

weight

666 tons.

weapons

claws,teeth,ice beam

Portrayed by

SAM

Status

Deceased, death row (formerly)

The Ukanlos is an enormous fat fuck that dwells in the Snowy Mountains Peak. The Ukanlos closely resembles the Akantor in body shape, size and move set. Its massive serrated shovel-like chin allows the Ukanlos to fling up large chunks of shit and to dig into the frozen icy surface.

Once underground the row of large razor sharp ass running along its spine help it to cut through the ice while pissing. An ice beam can be utilized by the Ukanlos which after hitting the surface sends chunks of ice flying, any hunter unlucky enough to get hit by the ice chunks will be frozen in a ball of snow while direct contact with the ice beam itself will be fatal.

There is a secret post-credits scene in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate where Ukanlos is shitting so hard his asshole explodes and blood sprays from his rectum at Mach 5 in a straight line. Abercrombie FIZZWIDGET from Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, makes a guest appearance and shoves his kinsect up Ukanlos‘s ass and the kinsect bites his colon and icy stomach acid sprays everywhere as Ukanlos splits in half vertical.

if you are reading this... FUCK UKANLOS! HE THINKS HE SO DAMN COOL, BUT HE IS JUST A FAT IDIOT AND DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL!

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